Greetings mortals. I am Kayla, Khaleesi of the Potterverse and the hero that Gotham needs. I am the supreme of this blog. I am a Potterhead, hunter, tribute, & survivor. You'll find most of my fandom tags at the top along with my ask box. Apparently I am a feminist. I crochet a lot and will probably develop carpal tunnel syndrome because of it. Take a look in my head, don't break anything and be nice!
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
"some of them are literally too nervous to breed”
oh god cheetahs u do not struggle alone
i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it
ps not risking it
I went to the mall with my best friend Jennifer and it was like the gap between the last time i saw her didn’t even exist. I guess it’s true, best friends are people you can go without seeing for a while but still pick up like it was only yesterday.
She got to see my obsession for yarn ip close again. So much yarn and so little cash today, ‘tis the life of a broke crochet fan. Luckily for me, I managed to grab 4 skeins of homespun in a nice color so I’ll be making an $8 sweater and hopefully make a return of $32-$42.
I also got two pinks, one of which I almost never see at Walmart and i got a pretty skein of jade, again they NEVER carry that color. The only things i really need now are fiberfill and giant skeins of black and white yarn. I’ll probably get that all next week. Today was a good day.
Oh yeah, I never told you that my bears sold from the yogurt shop. Well they sold and I’m happy and one of the owners told me to make some more so they can add to the shelf.
I need more material though so hopefully I’ll be able to get most of the yarn i need this weekend.
All of my followers should donate yarn to me lol. That would be cool.
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
black sand is better
i can’t believe the notes!!!!
Is this in Hawaii? Or an island with a volcano??
If you think black sand is better try going to whitehaven beach in the whitsunday islands off the Queensland coast, one of the longest and whitest beaches in the entire world then you’ll be amazedmostly nature